Maaaarrrrrnin’ mateys an’ an ‘appy Talk like a Pirate day t’ ye.
We ‘ope ye be joinin’ in our general Pirate shenanigans today aboard t’ good ship JB an’ be rememberin’ we be ‘avin Pirate prizes fer t’ best Pirate dress an’ best Pirate name. An’ be makin’ sure ye be changin’ yer language on Fizogbook ter ‘Pirate’, just fer today.
Yarrrrr! an’ ‘appy plunderin’.
Cap’n Philthy Fugpig